Oh yes, I have a blog, don’t I? So I should probably take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas and direct you to my new song on the subject of what should be this year’s Christmas number 1 (warning: contains a swear).

And, for balance, here’s Tim Minchin’s White Wine in the Sun, which, should you wish, you can buy from iTunes here.

Possibly related posts:

1. Christmas Message to the Commonwealth and Other Places
2. Don Foster’s Christmas list
3. Christmas is cancelled
4. And a Riso in a pear tree