Christmas Day is probably a terrible day to upload a video if you want anyone to see it, and Christmas Day afternoon even more so. But as this video what I have made for you is very much a Christmas Day thing, there’s not much option really. So here’s my Christmas Message:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh yes, I have a blog, don’t I? So I should probably take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas and direct you to my new song on the subject of what should be this year’s Christmas number 1 (warning: contains a swear).

And, for balance, here’s Tim Minchin’s White Wine in the Sun, which, should you wish, you can buy from iTunes here.

Here’s a very short video I made on Saturday night. It’s an old joke, although it is one of mine: I wrote it a decade ago for a comedy show on my university’s radio station, Leeds Student Radio. I hesitate (no I don’t) to mention that said comedy show won that year’s Radio 1 Student Comedy Award for Best Spoken Word programme.

So now that I’ve lowered your expectations, here’s a joke that will only work if you’re the right age to have watched the Children’s ITV show Knightmare.

Yet another video for you. Here’s a short song I wrote today about travelling on the London Underground. Not Safe For Work if your workplace doesn’t like a bit of swearing.

For my birthday last month, Helen Duffett kindly bought me a ukulele. Well, it was kind to me; maybe less so to teh internets

I have been teaching myself little bits here and there, subjecting YouTube to my progress. I’ve putg rather more effort into the chords than the strumming, as will probably be evident.

Anyhoo, I quite enjoyed Sunday’s effort, so here it is for your viewing pleasure. Not the first take – my neighbours must’ve been sick of the noise…

If you really want to subject yourself to more, there’s a playlist (currently four songs) on my YouTube channel.