So the Saatchi and Saatchi agency has been recruited to look after Labour’s advertising for the general election. Whenever that might be. <cough>
Here’s their pitch:
What the BBC story doesn’t tell you*, is that they were previously turned down by the Liberal Democrats after this proposal:
For some reason, the Tories - despite the success of Labour Isn’t Working in 1979 - also turned them down. Can’t imagine why:
*because (let’s be clear for legal purposes) I’ve made it up
Rooting around in the attic, I have discovered one of the lesser-known educational books for children from the 1980s.
It was never going to sell as many copies as Doctor Who Discovers Early Man and Doctor Who Discovers Prehistoric Animals, but it remains highly sought after by fans.
David “Dave” Cameron has set up a “Northern Board” whose aim is apparently to revitalise the Tories in the North of England, where they did even less well than the rest of England at the general election. William Hague has been appointed chair but he may have his work cutout if this top secret map leaked from Conservative Central Office is anything to go by…
Tony Blair has just returned from the palace and announced that a General Election will be held on Thursday 5th May.
I was very disappointed to see Germaine go. Like Peter Black, I was rooting for her to win. I sympathise with her reasons for quitting though: given the past antipathy between her and Brigitte Nielsen, introducing Jackie Stallone (who appears courtesy of the Jim Henson Workshop), was just unpleasant.
(Original image nicked from The Zbornak Files.)
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