If you’d like to see a man made of holly* coming up the Thames on a boat – and I have just had 37 emails requesting exactly such a thing, which admittedly is something of a coincidence – then I suggest you watch the video below, which shows just such an occurrence occurring a couple of weeks ago.
And if you’d like an explanation of why, visit Mr Nimbos’s blog.
*plus flesh, bones and all the usual stuff
I think you’ve destroyed some of the mystery by explaining that there was real flesh and blood under all that holly. Next you’ll be telling me that wasn’t the real Father Christmas that day too!