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Speak your brains Mar 09

As promised (and requested, amazingly), here’s the speech I gave to LibDem conference on Sunday about the Government’s plans for control orders. Already Charles Clarke has accepted some of these criticisms and announced concessions.

This speech is especially recommended for regular readers Alan, Simon and Nick.

“No freeman shall be arrested or imprisoned or disseised or outlawed or exiled or in any way harmed. Nor will we proceed against him, or send others to do so, except according to the lawful sentence of his peers and according to the Common Law.”

Nearly eight hundred years ago, King John signed those words as part of Magna Carta. And yet it comes as no surprise – but certainly a disappointment – that the Labour Government should challenge a freedom so basic as the presumption of innocence. This Government, which would disregard trial by jury, which would issue us with a plastic card to prove we exist, is behaving true to form.

The Home Secretary has accepted a key criticism of the Prevention of Terrorism Bill. He’s conceded that judges, not ministers, should impose any instance of house arrest. But Charles Clarke wants to keep for himself the power to impose lower level “control orders” on British people whom he suspects – only suspects – may be involved in terrorist activity. These orders, he says, involve the restriction but not the deprivation of liberty.

But the powers are immense. The Home Secretary will be able to ban you from certain jobs; from contacting certain people; from using the internet; from using a telephone. You would not be able to appeal, which is for the best as, without a telephone, you could hardly call a lawyer.

Some would argue that such restrictions are necessary to protect us from terrorists. They will continue to argue this until a series of innocent coincidences conspires to make them the subjects of such an order. Then they will think again.

“Restrictions on liberty”, the Home Secretary calls his control orders. This is typical New Labour doublespeak. Any restriction on liberty is surely, by definition, a deprivation of liberty, just like house arrest. Judges, not politicians, are the people to authorise any deprivation of liberty. The survival of this principle of vital.

But les us not fall into the trap of thinking that judges are a panacea. During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, 20,000 people were guillotined on the orders of judges. These were kangaroo courts where the accused, deemed “enemies of the state”, were not permitted to contest their cases. Sound familiar? A judge cannot confer legitimacy unless due process is followed.

Control orders will be imposed on the basis of secret intelligence. If this is intercept evidence – tapping the phones of underworld terrorists, bugging buildings – wherever possible this should be used to prosecute in the conventional manner. If that is not possible, the accused or their lawyers must still have the opportunity to refute such secret intelligence. To explain why, I have a number, a word, and three letters: 45 minutes. WMD.

Picturing someone under house arrest – for an indefinite period and without knowledge of the evidence behind it – I am reminded of a 1960s television series called The Prisoner. Number 6 – for like Belmarsh detainee G we know him by a single character – is held in an idyllic village. His captors interrogate him, but won’t tell him why he is there. And, like your home if under house arrest, the Village has no metal bars, no cells, so it is obviously nothing like a prison.

“House arrest” – what other words does that term conjure up? Burma. North Korea. Zimbabwe. It’s a misleading term. It doesn’t mean “home arrest”. The home of most detainees would not be suitable. The accused would be locked up in a different building, separated from their families, with a permanent security presence. But it is obviously nothing like a prison.

As much as possible should be done to enable prosecution of suspected terrorists. A new offence of “acts preparatory to terrorism” should be introduced. This was proposed in Parliament and Labour rejected it. Their reason? Because it would take too long to draft. That is their commitment to producing sensible legislation.

But we do face a twin dilemma: securing our lives and our country while securing our fundamental freedoms. The Government doesn’t believe in freedoms; they prefer “rights and responsibilities”. Our responsibility is to do nothing that might create even the suspicion of being a terrorist, and the Government’s right is to deprive us of basic liberties if we do.

So LibDems in Parliament to the rescue. While the Government attempts to cast a web of fear across the country, telling us that Al-Qaeda’s deadly assassins will get us in the night, we are relying on the enlightenment of our parliamentarians to fix this bill. Al-Qaeda hate that we live in a free society, but apparently so does the Government. By taking fundamental principles to the edge of destruction, the Government is helping these terrorists in undermining our way of life. We can defeat terrorism and safeguard our liberties: by investing in the police and the security services, and by ensuring that judicial due process is at the heart of the Prevention of Terrorism Bill.

We’ve come full circle. LibDem MPs and Lords are tasked with the role of the 13th century barons against King John, to ensure a fair and democratic society. We must hope they succeed.

Harrogate Mar 05

I’m at a computer in the Harrogate International Centre, where the LibDem spring party conference is being held. Listened to Charles’s speech earlier, which was very good, and I’ve now popped online to do some last minute research before my speech tomorrow morning on the Government’s house arrest plans.

There is still time to vote for in my Song for EuropeMaking Your Mind Up poll. Even though the programme is tonight, feel free to comment on who you would have rather had represent us than whichever nobody gets picked.

Eurovision – interactive! Mar 03

The Beeb will be showing Making Your Mind Up (aka A Song for Europe) this Saturday. So, inspired by the Best Decade poll at Troubled Diva (where you can still vote until Friday night), I’m offering you, dear reader, the chance to rank the five songs shortlisted to represent Royaume-Uni.

Andy Scott Lee – Guardian Angel
You may remember Andy Scott Lee from such failings as boy band 3SL, Not Winning Pop Idol and having a sister who was the rubbish one in Steps (<waits for Nick Barlow to point out this doesn’t narrow it down>). Here he attempts to destroy any remaining credibilty (yeahright) by singing a song co-written by the one from Blue that has the Kenneth Williams nostrils. You know the one, Gordon’s friend.

This does sound like a particular bad Blue track. It stretches Mr Scott Lee’s voice to the limit and, unfortunately, beyond. Trite tripe. Next.

Gina G – Flashback
Ooh, aah, Gina G’s back. This gives me the opportunity to revive my comment that “Gina G” is an anagram of “Aging”.

Judging by the clip, Flashback is nothing special – standard pop fare. But while it lacks any obvious pros, there are no glaring cons either.

Javine – Touch My Fire
Javine was apparently on Popstars: The Rivals. She was the last person evicted/executed/whatever to leave the remaining five as Girls Aloud. She must be gutted.

This is more standard pop fare with some teasingly effnic strings. I can’t see this wowing millions across Europe, but it’s the best so far.

Katie Price – Not Just Anybody
I know what you’re thinking: “Wasn’t Katie Price a candidate for Parliament in 2001?” Yes, she was but since then she’s become famous as a model or something. Oh, and she’s engaged to Peter Andre, wot did that song once.

So <sigh> even more really standard pop fare. I guess that’s what Eurovision’s all about though. Not much to choose between this and Gina G, except that Gina G isn’t Jordan and therefore gets a bonus point.

Tricolore – Brand New Day

And so to our final contenders, Tricolore, their name a cunning plan to bag the French, Italian, Irish and Belgian votes. They are one of those “making boring music trendy” groups who sing classical stuff but have nice hair and appear in Just 17.

Well, it’s different, but who said that was a good thing? (Apart from, erm, Tricolore.) A tinny beat doesn’t make this any more exciting. Even a bonus point for not being Jordan won’t help this sub-Michael Ball trio.

My verdict then: 1. Javine, 2. Gina G, 3. Katie Price, 4. Tricolore, 5. Andy Scott Lee. And whichever of them wins, we’ve surely already lost.

Please rank the acts yourself in the comments section. I’ll give 5 points for a first place (I was tempted to start at 12 but it really doesn’t work for five choices), 4 for second, 3 for third, 2 for fourth and 1 for fifth even though he doesn’t deserve it.

Vote now!

Is it OK to call you Will today? Mar 03

Of the numerous calls I made to cancel my cards the other day, none was stressful and every operator was polite. Egg (I think) had a particular hip’n’trendy patter, which included “Is it OK to call you Will today?” which amused me for no good reason.

I went to the bank today to sort out a new card and withdraw some cash for the weekend. The chap there was also very helpful and switched me to a better version of my account which comes with insurance for my mobile phone.

Flashback: Thursday, December 16, 2004

Met up with friends in London to go to see Gene’s final gig (at the Astoria), almost a year to the day after I was at the penultimate Suede gig. We were drinking in the Montague Pyke on Charing Cross Road (where went to the US election party) and I took the opportunity to take some photos with my camera phone so that I could add thumbnails of my friends to my phonebook. As my phone was being passed around so that everyone could share in the joy of my photographic skills, it found its way into a pint of beer. When I finally trackde down a company prepared to repair liquid damage (and not just the beer – I’d, erm, washed it out with water afterwards) they were only able to save the phone numbers. Nokia 6600 the First, RIP.

Gene were very good despite the phone incident (perhaps they didn’t hear about it, or just didn’t care). Had a good singalong. During the gig, Martin Rossiter tippexed the word “Gene” on the bass drum to read “Gone” and not long afterwards they were.

Not only do I have phone insurance. From the list of account benefits I noticed that I am entitled to card protection insurance (as recommended by Ian in the comments). Indeed I had it already but hadn’t set it up. D’oh. I shall be setting this up as soon as my numerous bits of plastic have arrived.