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Station announcement Oct 26

A station announcement from yesterday evening:

Regular customers may notice that trains are running on time this evening. Apologies for any confusion this may cause.

Shortly followed by:

Spoke to soon. I’ll kill that signalman.

6 Responses

  1. Awesome 😀

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    david 

    you’ve made that up.

  3. Best excuse that I have read about:

    I was on a train to Cardiff last year when it halted. The driver announced in a seriously pissed off voice “had to stop for safety reasons. There’s a couple of kids playing on the line and I’m not allowed to hit them”

  4. 4
    Will 

    It’s true! Neil heard it too!

  5. 5
    Neil 

    It IS true! I was there!

  6. 6
    david 

    I was at newcastle station once and they announced that my train was late “due to it moving at reduced speed”. which kind of seemed obvious.

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