A station announcement from yesterday evening:
Regular customers may notice that trains are running on time this evening. Apologies for any confusion this may cause.
Shortly followed by:
Spoke to soon. I’ll kill that signalman.
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Awesome 😀
you’ve made that up.
Best excuse that I have read about:
I was on a train to Cardiff last year when it halted. The driver announced in a seriously pissed off voice “had to stop for safety reasons. There’s a couple of kids playing on the line and I’m not allowed to hit them”
It’s true! Neil heard it too!
It IS true! I was there!
I was at newcastle station once and they announced that my train was late “due to it moving at reduced speed”. which kind of seemed obvious.