If you’ve not seen it yet, do check out The Very Fluffy Diary of Millennium Dome, Elephant. It’s funny, mischievously satirical, and awfully furry:

On the radio, a man from the police is saying that the police should keep their SHOOT TO KILL policy. But it should not be CALLED shoot to kill. Even though it involves SHOOTING people in order to KILL them.

Daddy Richard says I should look up DOUBLETHINK.

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1. Metropolitan Police: We’d shoot innocent man again
2. “A WPC was in charge of making tea every two hours”
3. Lock ‘em up
4. Let me tell you a little bit about Miss Uma Thurman…