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Archive for 2006

How many breasts has John Hemming looked at? Feb 08

For the answer to this and other teasers, listen to Guido and the Monkey’s interview with him.

Message scrambled Feb 07

From the Press Association:

Ms Kelly was hit over the head with an egg as she left Salford Magistrates’ Court yesterday.
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[Downes] will appear again at Trafford Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday, February 14, charged with one charge of common assault with beating.

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Scottish hustings Feb 07

An alert to anyone who was planning to attend the Scottish LibDem leadership hustings next Monday: they’re postponed until Sunday 19th. This is because of an ID cards vote in the Commons on Monday and, quite reasonably, the candidates need to be there.

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Sir Monkfish Campbell Feb 07

Interview with Sir Monkfish Campbell, from thespoof.com:

[He] disclosed that he has also been responsible for gun-running, prostitution, running up massive gambling debts and spray-painting lepers

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