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Thanks to a Guardian typo, this subhead from yesterday’s paper about the feud between the Ulster Volunteer Force and the Loyalist Volunteer Force suggests that the UVF will be rebranding itself to make it even less popular with Catholics:
Ambush in morning rush-hour linked to feud between LVF and IVF
Angered by his unruly, boozed-up behaviour, police had hoped magistrates would punish the youth for breaching his Asbo. He hadn’t.
Closer examination revealed that he had mistakenly been ordered not to be in public “without” alcohol and that he was also duty bound to act in a threatening manner likely to cause harassment, alarm and distress to others.
Nine years too late I know, but have you noticed that the lyrics to the verses of the Blur song Stereotypes can be sung to the tune of Squeeze’s Cool for Cats?
| Blur | Squeeze |
|---|---|
| The suburbs they are dreaming, they’re a twinkle in her eye She’s been feeling frisky since her husband said goodbye She wears a low cut t-shirt, runs a little B&B She’s most accommodating when she’s in her lingerie |
The Sweeney’s doing ninety cos they’ve got the word to go They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow They’re counting out the fivers when the hand cuffs lock again In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names |
Readers Wifes save pop (and promote their single in the process).
I should probably have mentioned before that the video for Nostalgia was directed by Bryan Bartlett who works for none other than The Mill (yes, that Mill).
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