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Almost solved – yet again Nov 20

Miraculously, modern technology has come up “the face of Jack the Ripper“. Although the image has been constructed using new technology, it’s not as if the Victorian force could not have knocked together an artist’s impression of the serial killer if witness statements matched: the problem was, they didn’t.

The BBC quotes Metropolitan Police Commander John Grieve, who rightly states:

“It’s a popular misconception that nobody ever saw the murderer, that he just vanished into the fog of London. Well that’s just not right. There were witnesses at the time who were highly thought of by the police. If we were doing this investigation today, we could pool together all these descriptions and the kind of face that the police were clearly looking for.”

Where I tend to disagree with him is this:

“This is further than anyone else has got,” he said. “It would have been enough for coppers to get out and start knocking on doors… they would have got him.”

And not just because the coppers did go door to door at the time.

In some cases, witnesses’ descriptions – and they exist, although there are not many – flatly contradict each other. It’s virtually impossible to know which were accurate, which were fabricated, and which were describing men other than the murderer (or someone guilty of a “non-canonical” murder). It becomes a matter of deciding, based on little information from over a century ago, which witnesses you trust – and that makes any composite image suspect.

This is all in aid of a documentary on Five tomorrow. Apparently, “investigators have even been able to pinpoint his address” – although that’s not quite what one of them says:

“We can name the street where he probably lived; and we can see what he looked like; and we can explain, finally, why this killer eluded justice.”

Hmm. In case you can’t tell, I have my doubts. I’ll tune in anyway to see if their method of picking an address is any better than plotting the murder sites on a map and picking a street in the middle.

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Purging the morning grumps Nov 14

What a depressing array of news stories on the BBC site this morning.

Jolie causes stir on Mumbai train
An actress caught a train. Whoop-de-doo.

Bodyguards made sure no one got too close – quite a feat on Mumbai’s crowded transport system.

They would have had the same problem on the train I caught this morning. Not the train I was planning to get, mind, as that – a half-hourly service – was remarkably 34 minutes late.

Leeming bitten in TV tucker trial
OK, a seriously ill celebrity is worth reporting. Oh no, hang on…

Ex-newsreader Jan Leeming has cried after being bitten by ants on the first ‘bushtucker trial’ of reality show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!

Someone cried. Stop the presses. Hold the front page.

Now another food scare story is of course worthwhile so that we can make informed choice.

Eating large amounts of red meat may double young women’s breast cancer risk, a study suggests.

In other news, eating large amounts of food may make you fat.

Oh, this is absurd too, although I suppose if you can have honorary degrees, you can have honorary rank without it being a slight to those officers who actually have to work for it. When I shout at the radio, it’s almost always the Today programme; today it was for the thoroughly pointless playing of the National Anthem to mark Charles’s birthday which interrupted it as I made my sandwiches.

Train problems + cold weather + rain = me grumpy.

Update: What a way to pass 150,000 words and 800 posts on this blog…

Goodbye, Des; hello, Des Nov 13

So outgoing Countdown presenter Des Lynam (an anagram of “Manly”, I notice) is to be replaced by Des O’Connor.

I can get the appropriate CROONED for 7.

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Plugging Mama Cass Nov 10

Amy LaméAmerican comedian Amy Lamé dropped me a nice email a few weeks ago mentioning that her show, Amy Lamé’s Mama Cass Family Singers (which I’ll refer to, for ease of typing if not ease of reading, as ALMCFS from now on), has a London run this month.

One of the highlights of my Edinburgh festival visits*, ALMCFS is a one woman show in which Amy recounts, with the assistance of family photos, video interviews and 1960s music, her life as a child star press-ganged into a Mamas and the Papas tribute band.

It’s funny, touching, and slightly mad. And there are sandwiches. It’s running at the Soho Theatre from the 15th to the 25th of this month at 9.30pm, and tickets, which you can book here, are £15.

*The other was the marvellous Moths Ate My Doctor Who Scarf

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