{"id":1798,"date":"2010-03-06T20:33:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T20:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.willhowells.org.uk\/blog\/?p=1798"},"modified":"2010-03-27T21:27:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T21:27:37","slug":"the-saturday-list-what-not-to-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.willhowells.org.uk\/blog\/2010\/03\/06\/the-saturday-list-what-not-to-eat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saturday List: What Not To Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve spent much of the day at my computer without writing anything other than emails, so I thought I&#8217;d write a blog post.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m currently eating some cheese. I don&#8217;t eat cheese. When I tell people this, they&#8217;re often stunned, as if I&#8217;ve just announced that I have a third nipple or have joined the Tories or have found a good Michael Bay film.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How can you not eat cheese?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t put it in my mouth.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But cheese is lovely. I love cheese.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I do, in fact, eat cheese, but only under certain conditions. If it&#8217;s melted &#8211; so pizza and lasagne are allowed. Or if it&#8217;s got fruit in. The cheese I&#8217;m eating at the moment is Wensleydale with Cranberry. This is still the first time I&#8217;ve eaten an unmelted cheese in about 10 years. And I&#8217;m not enjoying it that much.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m a fussy eater anyway. 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