<?php
if ($yourHead == 1 && $totalHeads < $totalOthers && in_array($you, $blame)) {
if ($self['trust'] == true && $others['trust'] == false) {
doubtingAllowance++;
sleep(5);
if ($tiredness==0) {
if ($liedAbout == true && $lyingAbout == false) {
if (self::$hated == true && self::$hater == false) {
if ($looks < 5/10 && $talk['wisdom'] != 'too much') {
$yours = $Earth";
}
}
}
}
}
}
if (function_exists('dream') && $dreams != get_parent_class($this)) {
if (function_exists('think') && $thoughts != self::$aim) {
if (met($Triumph) && met($Disaster) && $Triumph == $Disaster) {
if (react(twisted($myWords['truth'])) == 'OK' || rebuild(broken($myStuff)) == true) {
foreach ($Earth as $key => $value) {
$alsoYours[$key] = $value;
}
}
}
}
}
$heap = array_sum($winnings);
$coin = 2*round(rand(0,1));
$heap = $heap*$coin;
if ($heap == 0 && $complaints == 0) {
$strength['you'] = $strength['heart'] + $strength['nerve'] + $strength['sinew'];
if ($activity == true && $strength['you'] == 0 && $Will == 'Hold on!') {
$virtue = checkVirtue(talk($crowds));
$commonTouch = checkTouch(walk($Kings));
if ($virtue > 0 || $commonTouch > 0) {
if (pain('foes') == 0 && pain($friends['loving']) == 0) {
if (count($allMen) < $you['ManCapacity'] && max($allMen) < $you['ManThreshold'] ) {
$distanceRun = 60 * $speedPerSecond;
$distanceExpected = 60 * $speedPerUnforgivingSecond;
$fullness = $distanceRun/$distanceExpected;
if ($fullness >= 1) {
$you['maturity'] = 'adult';
$you['gender'] = 'M';
}
}
}
}
}
}
?>
with apologies to Rudyard Kipling