BBC headline: Blame for warming pinned on man. Alas, the article doesn’t continue thus:
Climate change scientists have identified the cause of global warming, a 44-year-old man from Grimsby. Steven Waters, a council worker, said he was “stunned” to learn that he was responsible but would be taking the news on board and switching to energy-saving lightbulbs immediately.
Maybe you should flesh it out a bit and submit it to Deadbrain
Hah. “A woman has a baby every half hour.”
“We must find this woman and stop her.” Boom boom.
Maybe should have done that to start with Alex – now it would probably fall foul of the “not previously published online” rule even if it’s expanded.